Typewriter key rings.

If I was living somewhere other than Maine, I might get lambasted for trafficking in hipster paraphernalia. This Etsy shop makes some nice things out of typewriter keys. I’d buy a semicolon ring, if they made it. (I wonder if they’d make brass knuckles with a semicolon on each knuckle, for dispatching all of the semicolon haters. You see where my mind goes without enough coffee?)