Age ranges are being considered on the front of kids books, to make
sure your kid… uh, does something. I don’t really know. I guess it’s so
idiot parents don’t have to go through the complicated and laborious
task of flipping through a few pages or involving themselves in the
unconstitutional process of reading the back cover. To all parents out
there: If you are dependent on an age-range sticker to determine what
book to buy your kids, maybe you should stop being lazy idiots hellbent
on raising your children as lowest common denominators.